During the discussion on the removal of the Marshal of the Sejm of the Republic of Poland Marek Kuchciński, PiS leader Jarosław Kaczyński picked up on an ironic remark by someone from the opposition and said that the ruling party were “humane masters”, because they could have used force against the opposition occupying the Sejm rostrum, but did not.
It was no different in the case of former councillor of the presidential Forum Dariusz Mucha. Ever since he started a row at the January session, his fellow club members had been wondering how to get rid of him. During that time, most of them hummed a song by the sadly missed Kabaret Potem while shaving, but with slightly altered lyrics:
No room for Mucha within our walls,
Our love of nature calls,
One must be unpleasant,
It’s time to end moderation.
Much must be caught by surprise
And persuaded with a flyswatter,
To leave the city
On the first coach.
Ultimately, however, it was decided to expel him, although, as one of the presidential councillors told Nieprawdopodobny News, there had also been a more radical scenario. Rebellious councillor Mucha was to be sent to the newly opened hunger dungeon.
What divided the councillors? We were told that Dariusz Mucha publicly attacked members of his own club. And supposedly it was he who was responsible for Minister Antoni Macierewicz not reaching Bolesławiec. What is more, according to the Forum councillors, the expelled councillor supposedly had a hand in placing an artillery shell under the headquarters of Bolesławiec County, contributed to the collapse of Mateusz Grobelny’s huge jug, and even caused the Bolesławiec concert by Chuck Berry not to take place. “Well, yes, I’m only not responsible for hailstorms, earthquakes and whooping cough,” fumes Councillor Mucha, who does not wish to comment on reports of alleged plans to throw him in the dungeon. He only adds that, just as he was previously in the opposition, he will remain in it.
(this is an unbelievable news story; the situation described is not real; Forum councillors do not intend to throw anyone into a hunger dungeon, but they really did expel Councillor Mucha from the club)