– Wójt Andrzej Dutkowski took to heart the words of Piotr Roman, that “today there is a different audience; today the audience does not love blues. Today the audience loves Doda, it loves Feel”. The mayor, like the president, concluded that blues is only for connoisseurs—municipal officials say. – We saw for ourselves what crowds came to the disco polo gala during the City Days. All this makes us say firmly and decisively: we say no to blues connoisseurs!
The Bolesławiec municipality is not resting on its laurels, however. – We may not support Blues nad Bobrem this year, but we have an ace up our sleeve. GminaFest will launch in the summer—local-government officials announce.
As Nieprawdopodobny News has learned, the stars of the first edition of this municipal event will be Justin Bieber and one of the most famous disco polo bands—Akcent. What is more, the latter will have a special guest: TVP president Jacek Kurski, who, together with Zenek Martyniuk, will sing a song about green eyes. The support act will be the best rapper of the Third Polish Republic, Lech Roch Pawlak. The event—naturally—will be broadcast on the television channel TVP2.
And if this year’s edition proves successful, in 2018 the municipality’s residents will be able to see Bon Jovi and the long-unseen Mandaryna live.
(this is an unbelievable news story; the situation described is not real)