A crisis is like a drug—it drags you down.
With leaky hands, you cannot fill an empty head.
You cannot buy wisdom with money, but you can hide stupidity.
Combining narcissism with sycophancy means climbing into your own ass.
A fanatical atheist does not believe that he will ever die.
The doctoral procedures of political scientists withstood the great pressures of systemic transformation.
X was so attached to his job in that position that when they took away his desk, he would not give up his chair—even though it had its legs broken.
There are pinecones that do not fall for years.
Sometimes theories are relative, as Einstein demonstrated with the theory of relativity.
A judge with a flexible spine is a legal paragraph.
Adam and Eve lived in “paradise”—because Adam had a snake in his pocket.
A wife loves her husband from the first of the month to the first of the month.
Contacts are not enough—you also need connections.
Give yourself a tap on the forehead, and you will not have to beat your breast.
A teacher’s nervous system cannot be reformed.
You cannot break through a wall of silence with your head, but you can give yourself a bump.
The Greek philosopher had an exceptional appetite—he swallowed all the wisdom in the world.
He took a job off the books on spec. His eyes opened wide at the first payday.
The fruit of this marriage of convenience was a charming “Little One” in the garage.
Polish law forbids hitting one’s wife and a coin.
It is fear of heights that prevents people in high positions from climbing down with dignity.
People die both sick and healthy....
When our standard of living declines, shoes become increasingly difficult to afford.
Broad shoulders make it easier to enter a narrow elite.
People incapable of doing anything are capable of anything.
The achievement of real socialism was “objective difficulties”.
You can recognize a healthy pig by its red snout.
Whoever thinks like us is never stupid.
Silence is gold of questionable purity.
Common sense suffers from heart disease.
The information “night bombing of training grounds and military units” by sex bombs was marked “top secret”.
Cabbageheads will make a great deal of trouble.
With the last one, it is difficult to make ends meet.
A “proper” secretary will quickly turn a director into a petitioner.
The blacksmith had terrible luck. He found himself between a hammer and an anvil..