I dare to kindly inform the Mr President that it is plain to see how you exploit and manipulate these people, while you yourself pretend to maintain Swiss-style neutrality.

It is clear that you are like a cuckoo clock, except that instead of a cuckoo, you have the flag of the European Union. When the gentlemen from PSL come and Nawrocki drops by the Ceramics Museum, the flag disappears; but when a delegation from the partner city “nożą sir marn” arrives, the flag appears.

It is clear how you react to LGBT people in Bolesławiec, even though you have a gay friend and once stood on a London street while the Pride Parade was passing by. It is only a pity that your gay friend is deeper in the closet than councillor Jaźwiec climbed into a rubbish container during his outstanding and effective election campaign on social media, and that the parade in London was passing by, just not next to you.

It is also clear how you play the role of the three monkeys regarding the abolition of the ceramic parade during the Bolesławiec Ceramics Festival, pushing Jarosław Rutyna to take responsibility for it, along with the Brotherhood. So that you can see nothing, hear nothing and say nothing about the matter.

Who decided to abolish the parade? Jarosław Rutyna and the Ceramic Brotherhood. And that is the version you will stick to. Now Rutyna and his colleagues will parade around the market square at the festival opening, while Bogusław Nowak will put on his own show for them. He will take a three-wheeled bicycle, add ladies in wigs and gentlemen in leotards, and they will do somersaults. The junior son and daughter-in-law will join the parade and encourage everyone to have morning coffee from Bolesławiec ceramics, drunk to a rhythm that will make every little heart beat faster. Tap, tap!

Oh, how amusing it will look when someone—just like you—stands to the side and merely watches.

There will be a little theatrical performance, which a journalist engaged in promoting your festival will describe. So what if he is from Kraków—the important thing is that he does it out of passion, not for money!