We present descriptions of five more users who created unforgettable and original online personas on the IstotneInformacje.pl portal.
Czarny Lotos. An exceptionally colorful online persona. That is why it is a pity that she wrote fewer than 260 posts. A material girl. A former teacher, today she writes: “I manage an alpine hotel. At the same time, therefore, I am an employee of an employer as well as the boss of many people. […] In Austria I earn about PLN 25,000 a month net.”
She has a mission to fight two enemies forever: bureaucracy and life’s losers. On the forum, her biggest opponents are Adam.m and masi – Our Team of All Time. Her favorite is the macho Trumf.
She likes to shock, as in a post where she confesses: “I once had the pleasure of being with a priest. In no way did he differ from the standards. The funny thing was that in a moment of passion he could say something like: »by the wounds of the Savior!« or »most holy Christ!«. Everything else was normal. Maybe he was just a little too quick, as if he were afraid of something :-/”.
Happy and highly satisfied in her open relationship: “My partner does business in tax havens and I have not complained for a moment about his lack of erection or discouragement […] he earns 40 times more than I do,” and he funds expensive trips and gifts for her.
Czarny Lotos likes it when something extraordinary is happening. She likes discovering the most charming places in the world and nice people. She also likes it when someone else pays her bills. But above all, she is fond of refined and elegant sex (e.g. gothic fetish). The paradox is that from all these wonderful places she still writes posts on the portal of a small, dreary town. And even when she buys the latest Prada II mobile phone, it is so she can follow the forum threads on our portal in real time.
Her earlier forum persona was Róża72. The difference was that as Róża72 she was a resident of our county and ran an original “wives’ school” in one of the county’s schools. The transformation into Czarny Lotos and a hotel administrator in Austria took place in March this year. Róża72 wrote about 140 posts in total.
Stefan9 – an archival troll. In 2006 and 2007 he wrote more than 240 posts and disappeared. Perhaps some drunken prince accidentally kissed him and he turned into Franz. In his posts he defended the Catholic Church and the president.
The creation of this persona on the portal coincided with the 2006 mayoral election. In his second post he asked: “[…] why would the dim-witted »Radio Maryja supporters« support the eloquent and cultured PR rather than KS, who lacks worldly experience and refinement ???”. To this day, we cannot answer that or find any sense in this phenomenon.
Niemim – more than 200 posts. He often writes about himself in the third person. He emphasizes that he is normal and, as such, sees a lot. It sounds like a police officer wagging his finger. He defends the uniformed services, especially police officers, and his language sounds like a police-station corridor when guys from Pruszków are sitting there. This is also where the poetics of his slogan advertising Gliniada come from: “F*** off, roll around in clay like an idiot and promote the ceramics festival.”
Fascinated by Muay Thai and the vehicles of people he dislikes. Some have only a women’s Punto, while others stylishly pull up outside Piwnica Paryska, and Masi has only a bicycle, as observed by the normal man who sees a lot. A fan of Krzysztof Hołowczyc, whom he met personally and did not lose his fondness for, although “the guy was a bit artificial because of the cameras.”
When many people ask themselves about the meaning of life, their faith or existence, Niemim is troubled by the answer to only one question: where did the historic granite paving stones from the county streets go?
Ciotka Rozalia – the Mohair Lady, wrote more than 140 posts. She has an unfavorable attitude toward:
- Gliniada and Bogdan Nowak: “[…] the clay people do not listen either, but the time of doubt and disappointment will come when they understand that they are no longer clay people but shit-eaters. And they will transfer their hatred from me to their leader, who finds it difficult to measure up to my ankles, I only ask: in what way?”
- WOŚP and Jurek Owsiak: “Jurek Owsiak is merely a mediocrity who profits from the ineptitude of our health ministers and the generosity of our nation.”
She defends the Catholic Church and President Piotr Roman. This makes our thoughts turn to Stafan9 and Franz. Although there were occasions when Auntie disagreed with Franz during certain discussions.
Ciotka Rozalia likes discussing things with Kacha – an interesting user disguised behind a female nickname.
Haile Selassie – in love with Bogdan Nowak and the idea of Gliniada. He can express his feelings openly and honestly. Like a child, he asks for Bogdan’s presence at every event: “Will there be the clay people and Bogdan Nowak? If not, I’m not coming,” he warns. He often complains of problems with his sphincters. Whenever he particularly likes something, he fears uncontrolled defecation. He is attracted to the poetics of defecation and human excrement. In his case, fortunately, the comments do not give off a smell. Only 31 posts, but he is capable of more.
This concludes our (S)mocking Collection of Trolls, with our sincere apologies to those we left out. We do not apologize to all those omitted individuals who, merely by changing nicknames and representing nothing themselves, mock and criticize every sporting, cultural or business initiative. The article is not about weeds, but about noble trolls.
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