In Warta Bolesławiecka, on the grounds of the clinic run by the deputy chairman of the Stowarzyszenie Rodzina Polska, an unusual nativity scene will be created. TVP and TV Trwam have already announced reports from its unveiling. One hundred lemmings were brought from Norway. In the nativity scene, the rodents will wear various costumes: pink briefs and glowing horns, as at equality marches, black garments, as in the Black March, as well as rapper-style outfits and black T-shirts bearing the inscriptions: “death metal,” “Doda,” “Hello Kitty” and “I love Satan.”
The rodents will graze on a grass-covered platform at the feet of the Virgin Mary, St. Joseph, the infant Jesus and the Three Kings. The infant will be modeled from a photograph of Jarosław Kaczyński at the age of one, the Virgin Mary figure will have Beata Kempa’s face, and Joseph will be styled after Father Rydzyk.
The most interesting figures for the residents of Bolesławiec will be the Three Kings. According to information obtained by the editorial office, the kings are to have the faces of Maciej Małkowski, Wiesław Ogrodnik and… Piotr Roman, but Piotr Roman will be Black. Wiesław Ogrodnik will bring little Jarosław, playing the infant Jesus, six gold bars.
Money to bring the lemmings was collected from May this year and comes from private donations by residents of Bolesławiec County. The lemmings were borrowed—after the holidays and after playing their roles in the nativity scene, they will return to Norway.
(this is an unbelievable news story; the situation described did not actually happen)