Women are unhappy because they believe they could be happy. (Sacha Guitry) A woman laughs when she can. She cries when she wants.
A woman truly appreciates only those she loves.
When we determine that a woman is wrong, we should ask her for forgiveness.
(Culette) Things would be fine with women if one could fall into their arms without falling into their claws.
(Ambrose Bierce) A woman never sees what you do for her; she sees only what you do not do.
(Georges Courteline) Becoming a mother is easy. Being a mother is much harder.
(Kazimierz Chyła) When a woman says she received a gold ring from her cousin, either the gold is fake or the cousin is.
(Francis Bacon) Beautiful women believe in their intelligence; intelligent women do not believe in their beauty.
(Pablo Picasso) Men can discuss one subject for hours. Women do not even need a subject.
(Jan Parandowski) Do not throw a stone at a woman—unless it is a precious stone.
(Aminado)
TO EWA
On your special day, Ewa, fair sex, Instead of a little flower, I give you an epigram. For your holiday is an epigram When you are beautiful.
(J. Kania)
AN APPEAL TO MEN
Man, remember all the
girls
Let each one be
transported with joy on her holiday!
(Lech Konopiński)
A WOMAN AT THE DOCTOR'S
A woman comes to the doctor, and he asks:
- Why have you been away for so long?
- Because I was ill.
* * * *
- Doctor, you told me to stick out my tongue. Five minutes have passed, and you have not even looked at it.
- That's right. During that time, I was able to write the prescription in peace.
SECRETARY
- Forgive me, boss, but I have not received a raise in three years...
- All right, I forgive you...