A beautiful woman is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul and purgatory for the wallet...
A woman laughs when she can, cries when she wants...
A woman is one great heart, not excluding the head..
A woman truly values only those whom she loves...
The man who first compared a woman to a flower was a genius; every one after him was a fool...
Women are meant to be loved, not understood...
Women can make a man a millionaire (provided he was a billionaire beforehand)...
Between women:
“Oh, my husband is very jealous,” says one.
“For no reason?” asks the other.
“Well, that would be the last straw!”
Wife to husband:
- Maybe we should go to the cinema?
- But we were there recently, the husband replies.
- Yes, but since then they have already introduced colour films.
He about her:
Before the wedding, I thought she was an angel!
And then?
Then I understood that even a goose has wings.
At the doctor’s:
- You have sand in your kidneys, stones in your gallbladder and lime in your veins.
- Then all I need is cement so I can build myself!