Who, to us women, is serving up these good changes?! Men. Childless (as they claim) and living in celibacy (as it seems to us). No sane man honest toward his partner would come up with such “good changes”.

But what if Polish women really are born murderers of the unborn? What if they swallow abortion pills like jelly beans? Someone finally had to put an end to this pathology.

We’ve become depraved, admit it, sisters, like in Machulski’s “Sexmission”. We need a man, because our pretty little heads have gone haywire. Such a man will inflate our bellies once, twice, three times, hit us over the head out of love, and we’ll immediately find our place in the hierarchy. And if any of us comes up with the idea that she is the neck that turns the head, her neck will be pressed to the ground and she will be sent to prison. After all, things are worse in Arabia, and if any woman doesn’t like it, let her go to the “darkies”; there she will finally see how much freedom she had in Poland. She could drive a car, go to work and even wear a miniskirt. Paradise, freedom and flowers in hair uncovered by a headscarf.

I don’t know what I dislike about this… At last, unborn children will breathe a sigh of relief, because someone will punish their deranged mothers with prison. At last, Polish families will get financial relief, because the government will transfer five hundred złoty every month for their born children. At last, selfish single women will see that careers and work do not pay off, while single mothers with one child will start considering further pregnancies so they do not starve to death. And single men, free and allergic to latex, will start forming relationships and impregnating women, because contraception, as a sin, will be legally banned. And so PiS will breed legions of first-rate Poles. Pretty cool.

Marches defending the family will also come to an end (because it will already be defended), and marches will begin defending the purity of the sources of money allocated to 500+. As long as it doesn’t come from the taxes of queers, feminists, “genders” and other vile animals.

Grażyna Hanaf